Take the esteemed French art and design publication Ufunk, which recently published a series of visuals for masturbation euphemisms people in other countries like to use, and let me tell you Female masturbation is great, but ;calling it “female masturbation”? Not always as fun. ; While there are many fun and common euphemisms for male masturbation, women are often left empty-handed (so to speak). Maybe if we gave women more names for dialing their rotary phones, we’d be more inclined to talk about female masturbation in general.